Here's the latest from How To Not Suck. It's about how George Lucas' most recent claim - Greedo always shot first, you just didn't notice - shows that he doesn't have any respect for you as a Star Wars fan, and what you can do about that.
Deploy the... I think it's a yellow button... it's usually flashing... it makes the engines go... WHOOSH!
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Chdonga
You guys are complaning about Greedo's shooting first? I never even saw Han draw out a gun.
Or was his gun cleverly hidden somewhere where the audience couldn't see it but it was still in a good position to shoot Greedo and kill him in one shot?
DiMono
He slowly draws it during the conversation, and holds it under the table.