Yes, it's true. I'm not going to be tweeting about my lunch or when I'm doing laundry or something though, since that would be incredibly boring. I mean, seriously, who cares how often I sleep in until after I'm supposed to be at work already?

No, what I will be using my Twitter feed for will be amusing Haiku I've written. It's going to update at 12:12AM EST every morning via a script running on my webserver, and I've already written and stored enough to last all the way through April, so even if something terrible happens to me my Twitter will continue updating long after my demise.

Anyway, my Twitter feed is The Empty Pond. Won't you pass me a follow and spread the link around for me?